"The purity that God asks in your and my life, is not a purity the see's how close you can get to some imaginary line, it is a purity that has you running as fast as you can in the opposite direction." Joshua Harris



Friday, July 8, 2011

Your Home Schooled if ?

You might be home schooled if...

  • You've rehearsed answers to the question "So why aren't you in school?"
  • you are on a first name basis with your librarian.
  • you have the tomfool idea that the world is your classroom and you are always learning.
  • you get tickets to the THSC for your birthday and its the best ever present.
  • you have to use smaller words to communicate with "normal" kids.
  • you grin at the yellow bus as it rolls past your window carrying hostages, er, students, to prison--school, that is.
  • you are confused as to whether you have "homework" or not.
  • at 5 you know more about the political system than most adults.
  • your school bus is a nine-passenger van.
  • you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
  • your social life is viewed by others to be one rung below that of a Benedictine monk.
  • you wept over the election results in Texas last year. 
  • you have never used the word bored for fear you might be put to work.


TexasLady said...

Amen!! :) too funny, but so true : )

Alli said...

9 passenger?? Too small! more like 15 ;D

Jamie said...

Whoops~ I'm a homeschooler. :D

Lilac Bud Gal said...

Haha! That is so true and SO funny. My sis has a shirt with a bunch of other funny things like that. Thanks for sharing that!

Morgan-Britney said...

I agree with Alli, a nine passenger is too small! :) I love this list. :)

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