You might be home schooled if...
- You've rehearsed answers to the question "So why aren't you in school?"
- you are on a first name basis with your librarian.
- you have the tomfool idea that the world is your classroom and you are always learning.
- you get tickets to the THSC for your birthday and its the best ever present.
- you have to use smaller words to communicate with "normal" kids.
- you grin at the yellow bus as it rolls past your window carrying hostages, er, students, to prison--school, that is.
- you are confused as to whether you have "homework" or not.
- at 5 you know more about the political system than most adults.
- your school bus is a nine-passenger van.
- you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
- your social life is viewed by others to be one rung below that of a Benedictine monk.
- you wept over the election results in Texas last year.
- you have never used the word bored for fear you might be put to work.